| I'm smart, except when I'm loaded... then I can be kind of stupid. At least until the buzz wears off. I'm witty, except when I don't get enough sleep, which happens to be often... then I lose my sense of humor. I'm compassionate, except when someone acts like a complete idiot, especially to my face. I'm understanding, except when it means I can't have my way. I try to avoid people who won't let me have it. I'm kind, except for those days when for no apparent reason, I hate pretty much everybody. |